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Daryl

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About Daryl

  • Birthday 10/25/1965

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    daryllees@live.co.uk
  • Website URL
    http://www.daryllees.co.uk

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Sutton-in-Ashfield
  • Interests
    My computers, both Apple Mac and Window, my iPad, watching TV and hopefully, getting on peoples' nerves!

FME Most Wanted

  • FME Most Wanted #1
    Project Haunted House
  • FME Most Wanted #2
    Project Barbados Streak
  • FME Most Wanted #3
    Maygay Homer's Meltdown
  • FME Most Wanted #4
    Project Hit The Six (original roms!)
  • FME Most Wanted #5
    Bell Fruit Cops & Robbers (£6.00 tokens)

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  1. I have been in touch with Pete yesterday, and later on today my account is going to be 'closed' as I have decided to make a clean break with FME part of my life, as move on to pastures new. I am actively involved with the Alzheimer's Society and dementia organisations, and I do love being on Facebook, and even the odd occasional 'tweet' on Twitter. Those of you I'm friends with personally have me on Facebook and other social media networks so I won't be far away - but this part of my life, after nearly 13 years is over, and I am glad about it too. Good luck all with your real slots, and also with the emulation side of things - Pete does an excellent job here... keep up your support for him Take care everyone and thanks for all the support you've given me in the past.
  2. ...got my hopes up there - well, nevermind!
  3. Oh Ploggy mate... you've just made my year with that picture - you really have! Yes that indeed is the slot I have so longed to EVER be emulated... it is such a pity that the ROMS aren't available for it to be played in MFME 3.2 Here's hoping for the future anyway...
  4. If you make sure you're not using your host (Windows 7) sound card, and uncheck Sound in the Integrated part, the virtual Windows XP will use the SoundBlaster 16 driver within its virtualisation to make the correct Windows XP sound, hence you'll get the correct sounds played back through the emulator that way - this also works the same in the BFM emulator too
  5. You could also download the free Virtual PC from Microsoft ---> here - if you are going to run Windows 7 (Windows 8+ won't run it because it uses 'HyperThread emulation), make sure you have a disk for your Windows XP, and the latest Service Pack 3 from Microsoft ---> here - ( before it is too late! ) for XP too... ... if you are only going to use Windows XP for emulation purposes - it produces the proper Windows XP 'synth' sound samples without the distortion in later Windows versions. I use it on my Windows 7 and it works perfectly for emulation purposes, and my music too - plays it much better in Windows XP than the new HD sounds
  6. To be honest I didn't alth mate, until I noticed it wasn't there... ...sent from my computer keyboard using my fingers
  7. I felt so sorry for the hypnotist I saw at our local club once... ...he hypnotised 7 blokes and said to them: "you will do anything I say" - he then promptly tripped over one of them and said: "fuck me"! What happened next will forever haunt me..
  8. I don't even know who owns the site now... it has swapped hands back and forth these past few years! If it is Alex M... can we make him aware of it on Facebook Pete mate?
  9. Is there maintenance happening... it has only happened today
  10. I suppose it was inevitable after the Prince of Wales took one the other day... ...I don't think 'Old Liz' likes being upstaged by the Heir Apparent ( or lack of, in Prince Charles' case ) Here's the true story at the following link: ---> http://www.mirror.co...nD2Xls.facebook
  11. I've got to say you have vastly improved vectra... although I don't boot up the emulator hardly nowadays, I'm sure many will like how you've made such good work of the flyer for emulation... ...well done mate
  12. ...as you are all probably aware, I have withdrawn from the FME forums completely, and although I have also left as a moderator at Fruit Emu, they have let me keep the title as a 'honorary' position... which I am very grateful and proud to keep, although there is going to be no further input from me at any forums like I used to do. Anyway - Just a quickie... ...I have a new website domain, which duplu has kindly help me set up - it is much less complicated to use for me, and much more simpler to navigate for you. I promise I will try and keep this one up to date more and along with Facebook, you can still follow my antics online and the day-to-day challenges living with my conditions. It is in the process of me updating - so bear with! daryllees.me Happy viewing... Take care all and thank you for your continuing support and lovely comments x
  13. Although this isn't actually a joke (it is taken from a real Australian radio show)... it is hilarious! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game called 'Mate Match'. The DJ calls someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet . Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'..?' Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.' Contestant: 'Brian.' DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' Brian: 'Sara.' DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.' DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian..! Is she at work..?' Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last..?' Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' DJ: 'Wow..! You really want that trip, huh..? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.' Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning..? Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at..?' Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...' DJ: 'Uh huh...' Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' (his answer)... DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.' [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to Give any..answers away or you'll lose.Sooooooo... Do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' Sarah: 'No.' DJ: 'Good!' Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest..' DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?' Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' DJ: 'What time?' Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.' DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?' Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Where did you have it?' Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah..?' Sarah: 'Well...' DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it..? Sarah: 'Up the arse.....' (her answer!) They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.
  14. Good on ya buddy... I know that has been one of your goals
  15. Oh my giddy aunt... ...even the Son of God has got my condition now! Christians... start praying the Aricept works!
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