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    Data Cabling hey its my job .....Darts im quite useful....Pool im better at this than darts......Fruit Machines..Pinball..Chocoholic oh and maybe the odd chalice of Stella Artois :-)

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  1. matrixnetuk

    Hyperdeal

    Fantastic Stuff 😄 looks a fun machine
  2. matrixnetuk

    Wanted Old size 10p coins

    Old Coinage stock market looks good for the members on here with tubes full of them soon be worth more than the machines they are running in lol
  3. matrixnetuk

    Bell fruit main board

    Have to say Joe I would much prefer it if you could get Hyperdeal running as it looks a great game There seems to be a lot of action going on there
  4. matrixnetuk

    Bell fruit main board

    I have no Idea Ronnie The manual does have 2 x options for the reel motors but you cannot mix n match them in one reel deck ..will check the types i have when i get home 🙂
  5. matrixnetuk

    Wanted a mps cabinet

    Wish i could do that to cabinets brill work Phil 😉
  6. matrixnetuk

    Bell fruit main board

    I hope you get it going Joe...if you do decide to flat pack it can i have first dibs on the Reeldeck as my System85 has a grumbly reel in fact could i also take the front cash door as mine is battered lol Cheers Stef
  7. matrixnetuk

    80s Fruit Machine with a train

    could it be a Goldmine with the train style carts on it ?
  8. matrixnetuk

    SRU glasses

    Im not sure to be honest 😞 But i shall give him a bit longer When Ian requested various items back in 2017 I sent him my Red EWS Top Glass plus a spare non working SRU Controller board on special NEXT DAY parcel delivery with the agreement he would swap those for a Bottom Glass obviously that was back in 2017 but i mentioned Ian has made contract in the last month and basically said he would sort me out so fingers crossed
  9. matrixnetuk

    SRU glasses

    Ian Eason has been in touch with me recently (This month) and has said he will print me a bottom Red EWS glass at some point..................
  10. matrixnetuk

    A joke that I thought was rather good...

    I read this and weirdly thought of the PERV Stanmarsh trying this out Crying laughing ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!
  11. matrixnetuk

    CTL Eachway Shuffle (SRU)

    Looking Brill Ronnie 🙂
  12. matrixnetuk

    Eachway shuffle deluxe

    Hey Matty, if you go down the reel lubrication route I was given some advice many moons ago that if you peel the label off the motor you can spray some lube directly into the reel motor, leave it on its side overnight to give it a chance to get thoroughly into all the parts of the mech, instead of completely dismantling the motor itself I have done this and it made a difference you will of course have to re-glue the sticker back on or in my case i placed a new piece of electrical tape over the aperture.
  13. matrixnetuk

    Reel Bingo no sound

    Loved Reel Bingo Reg I would be tempted to re-seat the program card regardless and try again ...as you left it off for a year did you fly wire or remove your battery? Cheers Stef
  14. matrixnetuk

    Eachway shuffle deluxe

    Hi Matty, my Eachway suffered with attract lights out and weird sequencing but once i replaced this chip all was good 🙂 Good luck with your project
  15. matrixnetuk

    CTL Eachway Shuffle (SRU)

    Nightmare when that happens 😞
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