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#361 scoodyemu

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Posted 19 March 2018 - 11:06 am

As my wife was brushing her teeth I said to her "just so you know, I used your toothbrush yesterday."

 

"Well we've been married 10 years so I suppose it's no big deal" she replied.

 

"I'm glad you feel that way because my arsehole was itching like mad."



#362 scoodyemu

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Posted 21 March 2018 - 09:01 pm

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
 
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
 
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
 
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
 
 
I'll get me coat!

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#363 warlord

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Posted 22 March 2018 - 11:00 pm

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
 
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
 
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
 
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.err very good.not easy to reel off mates after a bevvy
 
 
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#364 warlord

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Posted 22 March 2018 - 11:02 pm

What goes round your waist at 200 mph



Honda pants

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 09:53 pm

A young woman asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her I preferred a shaved snatch

Apparently I'm not welcome in KFC anymore.

Edited by bikerscum69, 05 April 2018 - 09:54 pm.

(bikerscums ... disclaimer.. anything i say should be ignored and everything ive posted on this thread or any other thread should be considered total bollocks
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#366 warlord

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 10:15 pm

A young woman asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her I preferred a shaved snatch
Apparently I'm not welcome in KFC anymore.

now thats good.

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 10:19 pm

My mate took up jogging,and was bragging he saved £3 a day bus fair by following the bus,so i said why not jog behind a taxi and save a tenner you daft twat

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 09:58 am

My wife is in hospital after being beaten up for using the 'N' word.

 

Next time I ask for a beer from the fridge, she'd better use the 'Y' word.



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Posted 15 April 2018 - 10:07 pm

Two veg anyone...

 

I've got the meat!  :o

 

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