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After being shafted twice on ebay and my back up plan unfortunately not being available I decided to buy the glasses and reel deck for my broken switchback. Had a great opportunity today to combine a visit with Nick sulzerned got to see his amazing collection and had a grate chinwag and swapped my dodgy down nudge hold button for my latest acquisition for the proper down nudge button thanks mate with a collection of said parts. Heres where my confession starts as many on here will know I've been torn on a purchase of the switchback glasses on ebay that originally sold to mark300 for 23 quid who graciously offered them me at asking price only for them to be shilled and relisted twice until a buy it now price of 75 quid which to be fair isnt unreasonably priced for full top middle and bottom glass including reel deck just really stuck in the throat that the seller behaved like a total shyster. So upon leaving Nick's house I found the closest atm machine and withdrew said amount even nipping into the shop to buy something so I had the correct amount as the seller insisted on cash on collection upon leaving the premises I firmly tucked the extra 50 quid from the original sale price into my previous nights curry worn butt cheeks and headed the 100 odd mile 2hr trip to reading I was obviously conscious to have a really good squirm around on my seat and try and fart as often as possible during the journey. Upon arriving at said property I carefully wrapped said notes into the original 25 odd quid sale price and hand them over to the pleased seller whilst collecting the needed projects items. I hope I'm forgiven at the pearly gates and if the seller is a member on here I'd wash your hands dude.

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3 hours ago, Amot said:

After being shafted twice on ebay and my back up plan unfortunately not being available I decided to buy the glasses and reel deck for my broken switchback. Had a great opportunity today to combine a visit with Nick sulzerned got to see his amazing collection and had a grate chinwag and swapped my dodgy down nudge hold button for my latest acquisition for the proper down nudge button thanks mate with a collection of said parts. Heres where my confession starts as many on here will know I've been torn on a purchase of the switchback glasses on ebay that originally sold to mark300 for 23 quid who graciously offered them me at asking price only for them to be shilled and relisted twice until a buy it now price of 75 quid which to be fair isnt unreasonably priced for full top middle and bottom glass including reel deck just really stuck in the throat that the seller behaved like a total shyster. So upon leaving Nick's house I found the closest atm machine and withdrew said amount even nipping into the shop to buy something so I had the correct amount as the seller insisted on cash on collection upon leaving the premises I firmly tucked the extra 50 quid from the original sale price into my previous nights curry worn butt cheeks and headed the 100 odd mile 2hr trip to reading I was obviously conscious to have a really good squirm around on my seat and try and fart as often as possible during the journey. Upon arriving at said property I carefully wrapped said notes into the original 25 odd quid sale price and hand them over to the pleased seller whilst collecting the needed projects items. I hope I'm forgiven at the pearly gates and if the seller is a member on here I'd wash your hands dude.

You animal 😂.

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Haha nice one @Amot :lol:

Hope he gives the fart-encrusted notes to his wife and kids. They'll no doubt think that their dad has shitty fingers (to go with his shitty underhand dealings).  :)

 

 

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On 11/2/2019 at 3:24 AM, Amot said:

After being shafted twice on ebay and my back up plan unfortunately not being available I decided to buy the glasses and reel deck for my broken switchback. Had a great opportunity today to combine a visit with Nick sulzerned got to see his amazing collection and had a grate chinwag and swapped my dodgy down nudge hold button for my latest acquisition for the proper down nudge button thanks mate with a collection of said parts. Heres where my confession starts as many on here will know I've been torn on a purchase of the switchback glasses on ebay that originally sold to mark300 for 23 quid who graciously offered them me at asking price only for them to be shilled and relisted twice until a buy it now price of 75 quid which to be fair isnt unreasonably priced for full top middle and bottom glass including reel deck just really stuck in the throat that the seller behaved like a total shyster. So upon leaving Nick's house I found the closest atm machine and withdrew said amount even nipping into the shop to buy something so I had the correct amount as the seller insisted on cash on collection upon leaving the premises I firmly tucked the extra 50 quid from the original sale price into my previous nights curry worn butt cheeks and headed the 100 odd mile 2hr trip to reading I was obviously conscious to have a really good squirm around on my seat and try and fart as often as possible during the journey. Upon arriving at said property I carefully wrapped said notes into the original 25 odd quid sale price and hand them over to the pleased seller whilst collecting the needed projects items. I hope I'm forgiven at the pearly gates and if the seller is a member on here I'd wash your hands dude.

Outstanding !!!!! What a great read 🤣

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🤣Nice one Tony serves the that dodgey dealing twat a lesson especially if he doesnt  like curry ! Pleasure to meet up.the other day too !post some pics of the new glass in when you get around to doing  it !

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